F*CK ME, I'M HORNY!!!

Er...yeah...what the title says. ^^;

I've only got an oC...but this awesomesauce oC is with the Astounding Sphinx, again. ^^
*licks Sphinx's belly*
And I'm gonna make a character for his Hippy-Verse...I hope he comes up with a name for it!

OH! And up there, I am gonna be advertising 5 new Tegaki entries per week (mine or otherwise)...I'm TAKING THEM ALL DOWN each week and REPLACING them with 5 new ones...unless someone wants me to keep them up...

But of course, no one will comment, no one will see them, and great art will be missed. :/ Oh well...

I've been cybering with a friend...and he's the reason for my title...I even drew pr0n of it...>_> Which I'll post...but...you have to LOOK for it! 'Cause it won't be on any of my gallery accounts elsewhere, or here. NOR on Rule 34.

SPHIIINX!!! SUCK ME! F*CK ME! GRAB THAT SH*T AND RUB THIS D*CK, it's YOURS!
(sorry...^^; hormones and funny viral video song is running through my head)

It's Chin Killa!

So, I was watchin' one of Steven Sanchez's "sketchin'" vids, and was inspired to do this for the lawls while I was about to go numbah 1.
This is sorta a promo for the awesome guy! Matter of fact, go over to his gallery when you're done ing this!
So, I used said video to time how long it took me to draw it, not including all the signature/writing shiz. 4:54! 8D
I used his method of drawing a nose...>_> it was MAINLY to make fun of how some superhero chins are HUUUGE or horrifically drawn, and I am talking about that Superman/DC comics animated movie that came out on Cartoon Network where their chins...DX YUCK!!!
So...I made fun of them...by drawing a really good drawing...>_>
(D8 After reviewing this, I in NO way was dissing Steven's chins! I was talking about the aforementioned movie!)

It came out WAAAYYY better than expected!

I threw in a Santa hat because it's the X-mas season...XD

So here's my Big-Chin Villain. XD I'm a natural rapper, apparently...

oC remixes! XD

So...I got openCanvas (the kind with the face for the icon) and did a couple of oCs with GODS of art, and let's just say...
*fangirl squeal*
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
I can't wait until if I get a tablet!
'Kay, well, I'm not doin' "Songs of the Week" anymore, because all of the ones I choose from are in that big ol' playlist up top! XD
I'll try to get them all in the playlist.com thing on the side, just in case the YouTube does that stupid, "The video doesn't exist anymore) or whatever crap. ¬_¬
*3*
Sphinx! I wanna rape Darryl! I might just jump on him and ride him till things go SPLAT! SPLOOSH! and I'm sitting in a pile of spoo--8D I almost forgot! I feel THIS close to catching a Nosepass! I can just feel it! XD


XD This first one's with Sphinx! MAN, this dood! XD I can honestly say I was either flush with lust or laughing my perfect ASS off! XD I wanna rape the guy in the top-right corner! lololol

Now Usa...This dood...is a GAWD of art! See that uber detailed piece in the mid-top? Yeah, that took him about 10 minutes! O_O But I rofled a lot with him, too! Too bad he's straight...I wanted to draw some hot maction...lol oh wellz. XD

Respective Perspective

8D
Long time no post!
My friend in Quebec, Canadia unintentionally reminded me that I wanted to restart posting here.
^^
I've been practicing perspective. ^^





Awesome Musics of the Week
[Pending]

BAH!! Screw it!

When I submit a dirty drawing that took me at MOST ten minutes to draw and a drawing that I put my HEART into making every detail unique, then after two weeks my dirty drawing gets 202 views and 20 faves against the other drawing's 17 views...I feel like no one cares that I put a part of me into it...>_> I hate making dirty drawings...

I'm not submitting any more art ANYWHERE that I make unless it's either:
Art Trade (Well...I DO have heroes in the Art World)
Tegaki (>_> I'm not even sure about this one)
Commission (watch no one want a commission from me and I become this AMAZING professional artist and no one knows about it)

That is all.

Fare however world of Art...
Marine Biology, you now have all of me!

I'm gonna submit ONE more drawings, and it's gonna be this "GOODBYE AND F*CK YOU ALL!!" drawing. ^^

If I'm goin' out...it's with a BANG!!!

Sorry...School's a B!TCH!!!

I know I haven't been submitting much, lately. It's because of school and really low motivation...T_T

I dunno...I'm at school atm, but I'll post some art...idk what though...>_> Haven't drawn much lately. Guess I'll just draw some boobs on a chic and a penis on a dood.

Ooh! I got me La Pucelle: Tactics again! :D

And I'm doing an art back-and-forth story with a friend. I'm gonna post my pages here, and link 'em to where they are. It'd be pretty hard to understand w/o the other person's pages, so yeah...you're gonna have to look at theirs, too. >_>

I'm inviting for anyone to join! If'n you're interested, COMMENT!!! Seriously...

Well, I'm off...

I'm doing commissions now! 8D

You know what?

I've been meaning to do this for a long time, and now am comfortable enough in my abilities as an artist to do them!

Payment is, sadly, mail only. If you want one, then comment here that you want one and what you want, then E-MAIL me your address. I'll put you on the list and reply back with mine. Once I receive the money, I'll start making it!

$5 per character, $2 for background, Additional $1 for "M". I'll sadly need proof of age for M+. Scanned ID is fine! NO CREDIT CARD! You can even censor out stuff you don't want to show me! All I need is the birth date!
1/2 price for pencil sketch commissions. Additional 50 for ink. Currency is American, though I do accept the equivalent for other types.

PLEASE state what medium you want me to use, otherwise, I'll just pencil and ink it...

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Plus, artists need to eat and draw, too, right? And I need to save up for those "Him" boots!
This also helps for my Portfolio!



Awesome Songs of the Week:
"Yogi Bear" by "High School Jim"
"Sweet Victory" by David Eisley
"4 Minutes (To Save The World)" by Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake
"See You Again" by Miley Cyrus
"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

Ahaha!

Thought I was dead, eh?
Nope!
Just Tegaki-ing! And workin' on me art portfolio! I'm applyin' at Arizona Art Institute! ....or something like that...>_>
First REAL nude model! lol jk. But I AM studying a more cartoon-ISH style! Yayness! SOOO much easier!



Awesome Songs of the Week:
"Angel of Mine" by Monica
"Bring It All To Me" by Blaque

Don't forget to check my pr0nworks!

A Week Already?!

Well, college started...that's all for the news.
You wouldn't see it otherwise, so I'm saying that this weeks drawing isn't gonna be here...it's here.
^^ THAT'S why it isn't here. XD

Awesome Songs of the Week:
"He Said, She Said" by Ashley Tisdale
"AM to PM" by Christina Milian

I Surely Jest!

^^
My former moodiness aside, I'm now working on this Jester picture, so I'll post that in this post by tomorrow...now I'm gonna take the rest of the day away from the computer and get to drawing all the stuff I promised. XD

Awesome Song of the Week:
"Burn" by Usher

I'm Kinda Gettin' Used to the Echo in Here...>_>

Okay, so I went to the optometrist today, and I must say, whatever she did to my eyes, I like it! She dropped these chemicals into my eyes, and they're SO much better! EVERY SINGE DETAIL is clearer! No room in my house has a single light on, but I can see ALL the details in the carpet as if it was brightly lit! Like the book Breaking Dawn describes it, it looks the same, just with different colors! The whites aren't really that white anymore! They're either a yellowish or a really light blue, but the fact is I can tell the difference! And BLACKS!! OMG!!! They're not even CLOSE to blacks anymore! One chair that, before today, I would've SWORN was black, now looks like a dark red! And the table-booth? Black? Nope! It's a dark purple! Though, it does have it's downside. Everything is BRIGHT! I NEED to have the lights off, otherwise, it's like looking into the sun, even in just my peripheral vision or reflected off of the former whites. Good thing it's summer, or I'd be sad that I couldn't go outside... But, all good things must come to an end. The doctor said that it would only last a couple of hours. Even as I type this, the screen is turning dimmer and dimmer. It's very saddening...I loved the details it gave me. I could live with the brightness, even...Now I know how those people in stories feel when they're given something so great, and then it leaves them. No wonder they fight so hard to get them back, even resorting to evil...Well, at least I had these few hours to appreciate the new details and honest colors. I just wish I could've seen your face...or even, hopefully faceS with these new eyes, so that I'd have the best picture possible.^^

DUDE! The show Chop Socky Chooks is so funny and cool! It's like a Kung Fu action movie, but made with the right amount of action and funny! My favorite character is KO Joe! It's hard to describe him, but you could just click this link.
Chop Socky Chooks

And I'm a little mad today, when I look at certain results, so I won't post this weeks picture...and I really liked it, too. I worked so hard on it...

^^ Here's your request, by the way!

No awesome songs...

Who, Exactly, Is Looking At This? O_O

I'm really curious...I know at least ONE person comes here, but I dunno if anyone else does...
<_<
>_>
<_<

So who all's here?
Just say "Me!" or anything for that matter...as long as I know you're here.

^^ Thanks for your time, my reader(s)!

...And I need that critique...badly...I'm starting to fester...

And to end this with another inside joke: >:) You shall be rib-tickled pink! You know who you are! >:D

(already posted this weeks songs ^^ <_<>_> How, exactly, do you measure a "crap load" <_<>_>)

You're Not SUPPOSED to Like Him...

>:(
Quit having to log off before I can get my pants back on! D:<
Inside "threat" aside...<_<
Well, I had an AWESOME time playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl this weekend! I had SO many epic battles online! Who would've thought THOSE two characters were so...EPIC! :D Too bad I couldn't battle the two people I REALLY wanted to beat the sh--I meant Brawl with...<_<
This is an EXCLUSIVE comic series that I'm putting here...as a reward...and this time, I'm actually DOING it! I'm SERIOUS this time! You know why? Because I'm in a "class" where I'm going to improve my comic prowess. This is the first attempt at the chibi page. <_<

Awesome Songs of the Week:
"Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopez
"Disturbia" and "Take a Bow" by Rihanna
Oops... >_> I forgot one!
"Sandstorm" by Darude

Okay, I'm Feeling A Bit Better, now...

Me and my friend from my Y!Gallery account did a collab of his character Polar. I did the lineart while he did the coloring. This dude's the BEST, I swear!!! We have such goofy antics, and we aren't even in the same country! lol Here's the pic for you guys! ^^

Awesome Song of the Week:
"Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Beddingfield

Long Time No Post!

So, as per usual, life's been crazy. @.@ Um...Nothing really to say. Funeral went by smoothly. No one came back to life, or anything, so...yeah...
Here's my original character, It, with the world on his claw...yeah...

Awesome Songs of the Week
"Dip it Low" by Christina Milian
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry

Special shout out!
Sphinx! Thanks for them sites, man!

HOLY CRAP, double post!

Hey there! Just wanted to show my love for my reader by giving two more songs of the week, and some pictures I made on Tegaki.



Awesome Songs of the Week (2):
"Final Destination" And "Super Smash Brothers Brawl Theme" from Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Finals...
Not up to much...
Love all who come here...
JCArtBlog FTW...
Here you go...

What a WIP looks like for me...
Sorry about the watermark...

My first completely GIMP'd drawing...
My Cacturne...
More details if you click it...

Awesome Songs of the Week:
"Stand My Ground" by Within Temptation and Nightwish
"No More Drama" by Mary J. Blige

Sh!t Load o' Arts!

Nothin' to report this week. Except if you got a paypal account, or anything similar, go here (click me) to help support a friend in DIRE need! Please! I'm begging!

I'm practicing comicing so that I can make mine to the best efficiency. I'm also drawing Humanized Pokémon. Plus, here's a little "inside" joke...XD Click the pictures to go to my Art Site! All the support helps! Plus, I'm a comment whore! XD




Awesome songs of the day
"Sweet Transvestite" sung by Tim Curry
"When You're Evil" by Voltaire
"Animal I've Become" by Three Days Grace

Secondary Blog

Yes, well, I've made a new blog, one that's for my more...*ahem* mature works...Those who come here will be able to find it if the look REALLY close. All you have to do is look around for a name similar to this one's name.
That's it.
Here's a drawing of a beach I did. :)

Awesome song of the week:
"London Bridge" by Fergie

3k Kiriban...Seriously!

Yeah, I've been workin' on me 3k Kiriban for my dA, which was a main reason why I didn't post recently. Plus, I've been thinking that I would post once a week, to make it easier for me.
Class of the Titans...WATCH IT!! It's an addicting series that is based off of Greek mythology, where the descendants of mainly important Greek figures (e.g. Heracles[Hercules], Odysseus, Narcissus, etc.) are opposing recently escaped Greek God Chronos/Titan Cronus (it's somewhat a mix of those two...inconsistencies...). Can they make it? If you're in the US, you need to watch it on YouTube, but it's Canadian, so you KNOW it's good!
Colored my earlier "Cool Lookin' Older Tails".^3^ I likes it! BTW, his eyes are green, if you look closely.

Songs of the week:
"That Ain't cool" performed by Fergie for/with Koda Kumi
"Move Your Body" performed by Eiffel 65
"Moondance" performed by Nightwish

Euphoria

Nothing really to say today, except I'm moving out.
Here's a reward for those who come here...I'm finished with the first chapter! If'n you wanna see it comment that you wanna!

Awesome songs of the day:
"Last Man Standing" by Hammerfall
"Only U" by Ashanti

Strangers Like Me (UPDATE)

So, the comic that-may-or-may-not-be-based-on-real-life preview I posted earlier has been colored and finalized...I dunno if I'm gonna make the backgrounds of the pic white with the text balloons being gray, or transparent with white balloons...
But here it is! Only for those folks who actually look here...And if you DO see it, PLEASE tell me which I should choose...I'm really on the fence for this...any rock could help me pick a side!
"Poll" ending on Saturday, June 28th!

Awesome Songs of the Day:
"Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy(?)
"Breaking The Habit" by Linkin Park

Strangers Like Me

Hehe, today was a good day! I've FOUND MY ART STYLE!! And guess what? It's cartoony! Yep, that's right: cartoony! Though I will draw the more realistic, most of my art will have the cartoony feel to it.

I also have a new comic-thingy that I'm making, in my new style. It might or might not be based off of real life events, it's your guess, and I'm not telling! XD

Here's a preview for it.


Awesome Songs of the Day:
"Strangers Like Me" by Phil Collins
"Stickwitu" by Pussycat Dolls

Keep thinkin' 'bout the night in June...

...I miss High School, and all the friends that I had there. I even miss most of my teachers!

SOOOO, now I have an MSN, and I also have a new pic. It's supposed to be a metaphor, which is why I gave it the name "Metaphor: A Deeper Meaning" along with the name "Here's Hopin'". Whaddaya think of it?

I can't tell you what it means to me, but can you tell me what it means to you? I can tell you, however, that she's my new muse! :D

Awesome song of the Day:
"Friends Forever" by Vitamin C

Cool Lookin Tails

Well, this is my rendition of what Miles "Tails" Prower from the Sonic the Hedgehog series would look like older...and I think he looks pretty cool!
Opinions, people, are much appreciated!



















Awesome song of the day:
"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence

Hey yo! My first post!

This is Qwertyrulz, also known as Animus3 on dA, and I'm here to tell y'all that I'm gonna start bloggin'! I'm bloggin' for my portfolio...maybe...
Get ready f'lots of vernacular, drawings and lyrics, as I love my music!
I want y'all to go to my friends' sites, too!
...I'll put them up once I find them.

Awesome Songs of the Day:
"Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine
"Circle of Fire (Axel Tribute)" by Tempo